Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!
Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness








